Sex & Music: Drumming Without Panties

Countess Carcass: Nausteaor, Apocalyptic Flesh Machine,
 Rhythmortis, Gaping Anus, Mutation Farm

As a female musician who is pretty new to music, I discovered by accident one day that an enthusiastic session of drumming without panties on is the BEST WAY TO PLAY DRUMS EVER!!!

I SOAKED that fucking drum stool!! That seat felt so nice I nearly slid right off of it!!

All you male drummers out there are really missing out!

And all you female drummers - LOSE THOSE PANTIES before you get started! Play until you're a roaring, sopping mess!! The music industry may seem male-dominated, but we females can literally play music until it makes us cum!!